Aliens Are In The News, Not Many Chapters Left Just Two

Aliens Are In The News, Not Many Chapters Left Just Two is the twelfth chapter in the Wombles Three.

They took off in triumph and didn’t notice that Bungo was waving frantically on the ground shouting “come back!”. It didn’t take long to get back home. Immediately Cathy started searching for odd reports in the news. She found this one.

''Another report has been revealed today concerning the weird aliens whose heads look like an octopus, and who have a face in their neck! This time the alien gang scared a crowd at the popular café Eat at Joes. They walked in ordered sushi, got angry when Joe told them it was yucky and smashed the café. At eye witness said this. “They smashed the café!”''

''Joe was last seen chasing the aliens with a very big spoon shouting “You smashed my café!”  The police are appealing for witnesses. It is probably those nice blue uniforms they wear! The police also asked for information! They want information, information, information!''

Back in Russia Bungo was wondering why the Avengers had left him behind when something hit him from behind. He turned around to see DOV! He killed her with the needles and did that with the other villains there then went to the airport and caught to next plane to London.

Tomsk was still skiing. A letter suddenly landed in the snow next to him. The snow smudged it and it now said Tomsk. He opened it and it was a letter with big writing that said, “STOP BEING EVIL!” “But I’m not!” said Tomsk so decided to go home. He caught the next plane.

The radar tower in Tomsk had a limpet mine with a timer set. It had been left there by Steed. Just as Tomsk headed home the mine blew up. The octopus that never made it to Cathy’s head was thrown out over the snow and into the sea. It was joined there by the octopus who had been on DOV’s head. “blubablub blubablub” said one octopus. The other replied “olla olla olla olla”. This was Venussian octopussian for “What a pity I was really looking forward to ruling the world.”  “Oh yes but what about that silly womble eating lily?”

“blub blub bob” (Oh yes I’d forgotten about her!”  “olla bolla wolla holla” (Chill bro we can already hear the thoughts of those weird people in London).  “blub blob bobhob” (Yes of course! Watch this!).  Just then ESP, Grandma, Ronda and POL suddenly ran back to paradise.  They tried to control Melville but it turned out that he was just trying to beat Steed at hats.

Wombat was enjoying making Eat At Joe’s into the Wombat Cave whilst Joe was off looking for the weird aliens. After making it look like a cave and replacing all the items with complex gadgets all with Wombat added to the front of their titles, he put it underground and built a new house for him to live in above it, then called it Womble Manor and put poles down to the Wombat Cave behind the bookshelf.